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Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Big Tits Sex Therapist - review

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Well, boys will be boys, LOL, and this is one for the lads. Charlie the Wanking Wanker no doubt took part in some eponymous activity while writing this hotty.

(I am going to review a couple of audio stories in this and the next post. There are lots of voiced stories on the internet, some of which are proper stories - like this one, and some of which are more ... descriptive action clips as it were, like my next review of Juicy Peach cumming.)

Mrs Alltits the sex therapist has the misfortune to have a client come in one day who is obsessed with wanking and big breasts. Since Mrs Alltits has ginormous boobies, matters soon get out of hand ... or in her hands .... Anyway, she is obliged to deal with Charlie Allcock in a manner which I am not sure is entirely professional. 

The story is read by KingsWoman, who has a posh totty British accent and a warm voice. She usually reads her own stories, which have been described as like hearing Mary Poppins read softcore. This one by a fan: Charlie the Wanking Wanker, is both humourous and down and dirty. It is a great romp, vide the enthusiastic comments on it. I understand there are some follow-up adventures for Big Tits Sex Therapist in the pipeline. (Personally, I am of course most impressed by the adroit manner in which a whole drawerful of condoms is made available, safe sex writing in style - a very professional job done there, Mrs. A.)

If I were a stereotypical feminist, I would be delighted to hear a man being slagged off in the way Mrs. Alltits lays into Charlie for the naughty way he responds to her large mammary glands in her office. It does surprise me that men like being told what wankers and bastards they are at the height of sexy bliss. I am sure Freud would have some interesting things to say about it; do let me know if you have come across any whacky theories as to why this might be. I am broad-minded, so I say, Whatever floats your boat, sugar. I mean, you effing swine. LOL. 

(NB, gurrlzzz may prefer KingsWoman's own White Magnum Icelolly. We ladies do love a bit of vanilla and chocolate - wink.)

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